The Beards - Strokin' My Beard lyrics

Well you see my beard And you think that I'm a lazy slob Yeah you see my beard and you think that I don't have a job And you're right And you're right I don't have a job (Don't have a job) I don't have a job) (Don't have a job) I do have a beard (Do have a beard) But I don't have a job (Don't have a job) Well you see my beard And you think I must live indecently Yeah you see my beard and you a**ume that I haven't showered recently (Haven't showered recently) And you're right As it happens you're right I haven't showered recently (Haven't showered recently) I haven't showered recently (Don't have a job) I don't have a job (You don't have a job) I do have a beard (But you don't have a job) I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days Well you see my beard And you think that I look like a thug Yeah you see my beard and you decide that I must be on d** (Must be on d**) And you're right On this occasion you're right I am on d** (You are on d**) I am on d** (You don't have a job) And I haven't showered recently (Haven't showered recently) I don't have a job (You should get a job) I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days stroking my beard I been spending my days Stroking my beard (You don't have a job) I don't have a job (You don't have a job) I haven't showered recently (Haven't showered recently) I am on d** (Stop taking d**) I've been spending my days (Spending your days) Just stroking my beard (You are on d**) My beard feels really nice (That's cause you're on d**) I am on d** (Stop being on d** and get a job) I have a beard