The AV Club - People Who Died lyrics

[Verse 1: Pustulus Maximus] Robin slashed his wrist and then he hung from a rope Peter's heart gave out after he'd kicked dope Jeff, bit by a spider, died of toxic shock Ryan drove his car right into a rock Cancer brought down the Walls of Castleman Damn it, David. I miss you, man! [Chorus: All] Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died They were all my friend and they died [Verse 2: Beefcake the Mighty] Sean was beat to d**h by the Boston PD Drunk in his cell, no more d**h Piggy Dimebag was shot by a lunatic fan Mike Scaccia died with a guitar in his hand Those were three more friends of mine Three more friends that died [Balsac the Jaws of d**h] Crazy White Sean, how crazy could it get That he choked in a chat on the internet Cory died in his bunk at a border crossing The gap in his teeth still in need of a flossing Cory, I miss you my brother You left little Cory without a father [Chorus] [Verse 3: Blothar] Dave died alone in his chair in his room He had just turned 50, it was way too soon Oderus went up in flames Now all of Vallhalla chants his name! Oderus, I miss you more than all the others I salute you my brother! [All] Oderus died, died Oderus died, died Oderus died, died Oderus died, died He was all of our friend and he died Oderus died, died Oderus died, died Oderus died, died Oderus died, died He was all of our friend and he died He was all of our friend and he died