The Arrogant Worms - Me Like Hockey lyrics

Me work hard 5 days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in favourite chair Wearing only underwear Favourite night is Saturday night 'Cause me can watch hockey fights Me Like Hockey! Me not like pro basketball 'Cause me short and they all tall Baseball slow like Forrest Gump 'Cept when Robby spits on ump Wrestlemania not so great Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate TV soccer not so hot You play bad then you get shot Me Like Hockey! Swedish players must be geeks 'Cause they still got own real teeth Not like Finnish players names What's a Teemu anyways? Russians worse in history Got stupid names like Valery Me like Sergei Federov Me like him more if head were off ha! ha! ha! Me Like Hockey! Please Mr. Linseman let the players fight Friends come over put game on Argue then we lat bets down Got bag of chips and case of Bud Should last till end of first period But Yankees they win the World Cup Me think the cheat use glowy puck! Maybe if we want to win her Maybe we should play in winter Me Like Hockey!