The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian lyrics

Our fair country Canada Is north of the USA Our Maritimes are lovely And our prairies give us hay You might think you Yankees Are better than us Canucks But we don't need no microchips Inside our hockey pucks We know that you've got disneyworld and you keep it very clean we dont have Bob Dole and we can drink when we're 19 we may watch your TV shows for hours and hour and hours We'll give you Alan Thicke But Shania Twain is ours We're proud to be Canadian We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse It's cool in many ways to be Canadian We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse Your beer is not too tasty and your weather can't be beat We all fly south in the winter time to escape the snow and sleet We're pleased to say that we've enjoyed all your southeren charms but we get sun burnt when we exersice the right to bare our arms We're proud to be Canadian We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse It's cool in many ways to be Canadian We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse Alanis Morisette she is our latest pride and joy She used to sing about High school dances and chasing after boys But now she is fed up and as angry as can be she's got one hand in her pocket and the other on guard for thee We're proud to be Canadian(proud to be canadian) We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse (we're just too darn nice) It's cool in many ways to be Canadian (I like being Canadian!) We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse We're proud to be Canadian We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse (can i get the door for you ma'am?) It's cool in many ways to be Canadian (it's cool cause it's cold up here) We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse We won't say that we're better it's just that we're less worse