The Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman lyrics

Watchin' television one afternoon Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon Stopped by a station's commercial break When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache The woman of my dreams is plain in view Sellin' me a can of liver stew I said dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman You steal my heart, and you take my soul Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl Now I watch TV 20 hours a day Just to watch your commercials play If someday your love was in reach I'd be all yours honey, you could put me on a leash You love that dog, could you love a man? I make my own gravy when you show that can I said dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman You steal my heart, and you take my soul Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl I figure the only way she'll notice me Is if I buy what she's sellin' on TV So I stop at the local shopping mall Head to the pet store and buy it all Go to the bank and empty my savings So I can buy more of what Spot is craving Spent all my money by accident Can't buy groceries or pay the rent Got evicted now I live on the street Crunchy kibble's all I got to eat My breath is real bad, my tongue's turning black But I've got a nice shiny coat of hair on my back I said dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman You steal my heart, and you take my soul Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl (Dogs barking and howling) Yeah, take it for a walk! I said dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman Dog food (dog food) Dog food woman You steal my heart, and you take my soul Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl