The Arrogant Worms - Steel Drivin' Man lyrics

Mike McCormick was a steel drivin' man Who never really gave a damn Only thing he worked on was his tan Mike McCormick was a steel drivin' man He'd get up in the morning To hammer in them spikes Unless he'd been up Drinking the previous night Or if his bones Weren't feeling right Or if it looked like It was going to rain He had a tendency of Being late for work And everyone around Thought he was a jerk He'd take long breaks and Say his back was hurt And then he'd have A drink to ease the pain Mike McCormick was a steel drivin' man Who never really gave a damn Only thing he worked on was his tan Mike McCormick was a steel drivin' man His arms were like twigs and His legs were like straws His hands like a baby's bum They were so soft He'd wheeze and moan And whine and cough Then go home And take a little nap He never got fired Cuz he was the boss' son He just hung around And bothered everyone Never drove a spike Not a single one Though every now and then He'd give a tap Mike McCormick was a steel drivin' man Who never really gave a damn Only thing he worked on was his tan Mike McCormick was a steel drivin' man So he took his hammer and Hammered one time (*ting!* Ow!) He took his hammer and Hammered two times (*ting! ting!* Ooh!) He took his hammer and Hammered three times (*ting! ting! ting!* Ohhh!) Then he got crushed By a meteor and died. Mike McCormick was a steel drivin' man Who never really gave a damn Only thing he worked on was his tan Mike McCormick was a steel drivin' ma