The Arrogant Worms - Heimlich Maneuver lyrics

I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat, but all I taste is the flavor of a broken heart Then I saw you across the room I gasp and my breathing stops My heart's in my throat, or is it a potato? I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her My love is consumating, while I'm asphyxiating Over her When I wake up, I'm on the floor Faint, dizzy and alone My stomach hurts, I think my ribs are cracked Not sure if I'm in a dream I turn my head, and there you are I call out and my breathing stops It's her again, crushing my esophagus I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her Before my expiration, I need resuscitation Mouth to mouth She throws water on my face, slaps my cheek Helps me back on my stool She's a waitress here, but in the night She's a student at nursing school She comes again with a smile and the bill I pick it up and choke again She's charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her For my lasting endurance, I'll need medical insurance For my bill For me to get some peace, I'll need a tracheotomy And an airbag