The Arrogant Worms - Christmas In Ignace lyrics

It's Christmas in Ignace Mommy's got a rock She'll give it to Daddy It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace Daddy's got a rock He'll give it to Mommy It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) Oh, it's a jolly time (here in Ignace) As we decorate the Christmas Rock It's a happy time And if the children are good they'll get toys to play with Like rocks It's Christmas in Ignace Bob's got a rock But he's gonna keep it It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace Jill's got a rock She gives it to Bob Now he's got two It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) Oh, it's a jolly time As we sit and watch Rocky 1,2,3,4,5 It's a happy time Except for Malcolm His tongue is stuck to the sign that says, "Welcome to Ignace" It's Christmas in Ignace And all through the houses Not a creature is stirring Except for the rats That live here in Ignace Under the rocks That are played with by children And thrown at Malcolm Who's stuck to the sign that says "Welcome to Ignace" It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) Oh, yeah!