The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues lyrics

Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse Gettin' gift to six billion people is just too much damn work Got the Christmas blues, man this job is k**in' me And most of these stupid new houses don't even have chimneys I use to be jolly, now I'm depressed Had a twinkle in my eye, now I've got a bullet proof vest Cuz if the pace don't k** me, some gun totin' yahoo will They keep on shootin' at me like I'm some sort of big fat red criminal Got the Christmas blues, I'm starting to see That I gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookies Man, I hate kids, especially their letters Cuz I always give 'em some stuff, man, but they always say they want somethin' better Well, maybe I'm getting cranky cuz I'm gettin' old But I just feel like giving all them stupid little brats great big lumps of coal I got the Christmas blues, man, enough's enough Next year you can find some other s**er to deliver all this stuff I got the Christmas blues, I tell you, I'm gonna quit Gonna find me a steady job with good benefits Ho ho ho? I don't think so!