The Apples In Stereo - If You Want to Wear a Hat lyrics

If you want to wear a hat You'd better get one that looks better than that Or on second thought, the hat upon your head Would look good with a feather instead Then you need to ask a bird Which is more complicated than you have heard For the birdie will not cooperate Unless you guarantee the going rate So you need to get a job For that, you must stop dressing like a slob As the suit that you are wearing, my friend Makes me think that you are trying to offend When a suit is what you need to wear Get one that makes you look like a square And if you want some visual relief Change the color of your handkerchief If you want to wear a hat But you didn't know it was as difficult as that Keep in mind what your brother man said Let the sunshine shine upon your head If you want to wear a hat You didn't know it was as difficult as that