The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Simon's Quest lyrics

Mourning before my Mom and Dad's plot When evil appeared and it made my heart stop Seven years ago, I slain this bat Seems now I have to find pieces to bring him back and attack him, cause I'm not dying from the wounds of the last game Break the curse, save the day Feeling alright, but my back's in pain Not complaining, grab my whip and claim the fame The vampire slaughterer, holy waterer Take heed and lock up your daughter-er Line of legends with a clenched fist Last game, Let me reminisce He came to mess around, but then I introduced his face to the ground And now I'm walkin' through the town and people are all like: "Ah, I'm a creepy townsperson!" (Whatever, buddy. Tell it to your mama.) Simon Belmont, punch-throat Lugosi I got new booties, they're fresh and toasty I'm calling you out, cause I don't know the route Why am I resurrecting this clown? (What?) Whipping werewolves (Leveling up!) Taking apart skeletons (Leveling up!) Thorn whip is equipped, don't give me no lip (No) Collecting hearts, it's never enough, c'mon It's getting late, where the church be? I just fell down and I skinned my knee Take to the lake but something ain't right It's time for the curse of the horrible night Coming through the woods to slice Drac's face again Hip-hopping scary monsters away Running out of time, no time to waste Collect his body parts, then I'll stake him Quick, the cemetery, holy water the walls Down the stairs, through the halls To put the pieces of Dracula together This coffin wetter whose rhymes aren't clever Resurrect and come mess with me, we'll see Though you have made it through I put a curse on you Your time is ending You'll lie here with me This is my destiny I'll return Jump in, straight crumbling them mummies and phantoms Like, no truce, Medusa, unless there's Tropicana orange juice Breaking loose, whipping your tooth in with that Morning Star, flipped into flame Don't need no movie to remember my name It's Simon Belmont, leaving you shell shocked Room service but no, I'm no bellhop I'm gonna leave you laying dead the floor Time to put my foot through your door, bu*thole! (Aah, what the hell?) I'm gonna get you, b**h! You're going to have to catch me I told you before not to f**ing test me You have just made the biggest mistake of your life Is that right? You will die tonight Look it's been a long day and I'm wearing down Get your a** over here, and let's finish this now You think you can defeat me? Please You're weak in the knees, come taste my disease Take this knife to the face! Not my beautiful face! Your days of destruction will soon be erased Let's face it, you're falling apart Well, how about this stake to the heart? I'm going to bite you! Oww! f**er! We're family now You're forgetting one thing, Count Chocula I just put my stake in you Yeah Noooooo!