The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Rampage lyrics

Well, I'm that "f** you" member of the wrecking crew Dragging my balls from California to Kathmandu I don't monkey around, I'll freaking clobber a Kong f** every window in your building, my dong is so long I'm on a rampage, no cage with ape rage Wrote the book of matches, bringing the pain with flames Devour forty towers with gorilla war You'll all rue the day that the world met George Smash a tank, punch a hole in this bank Eat this chicken without asking just to Ralph in your faces Running of places to duck behind Cause we're that real life Jekyll and Hyde Rampage (My dick is the size of a bus, c'mon!) Rampage (A-S-D-F-G-H, look at me now!) Rampage (I'm falling everwhere, c'mon, c'mon!) Rampage (I want to take you down) You know we're coming to your town And we're here to party down We're on a rampage (Yes, you're doomed, yes, you're doomed, yes, you're doomed!) Move it over there, cause I'm the big lizard k**ing your brain like a Dairy Queen Blizzard Up, down, side to side You can try to run, but you just can't hide I'm cold blooded, cold as ice Giving high fives, naughty or nice Man, you better think twice, do you want a piece of me? Can't a motherf**er get a whole second of peace? I'm on a rampage, and I came to get down Turn your whole city into kind of a town No flash photography, please Now everybody sing it with me Rampage (My dick is the size of a bus, c'mon!) Rampage (A-S-D-F-G-H, look at me now!) Rampage (I'm falling everwhere, c'mon, c'mon!) Rampage (I want to take you down) You know we're coming to your town And we're here to party down We're on a rampage (Yes, you're doomed, yes, you're doomed, yes, you're doomed!) (Breaking news, this just in: Giant monsters are destroying the city! Oh my God, is that what I think it is?) Rampage (My dick is the size of a bus, c'mon!) Rampage (A-S-D-F-G-H, look at me now!) Rampage (I'm falling everwhere, c'mon, c'mon!) Rampage (I want to take you down) You know we're coming to your town And we're here to party down We're on a rampage