The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Double Dragon lyrics

D-D-D-Double Dragon, f**ing your face, it's time to duke it Billy and Jimmy Lee, b**h, fighting is useless 'Bout to break out and smash and get my girl back f**ing now it's time to taste this Sousetsuken With the lightning speed, you can't be f**ing with me f**ing punch you in the face until my fist bleeds My bro Jimmy's got my back, he'll always be my n***a He won't think twice about pulling the trigger New York's gone to sh** since the apocalypse hit Me and my brother are the only people here. legit Damn, b**h, take this fist, I'm gonna steal your whip Grab your face and straight kick it like I'm trying to break it, c'mon I see you're gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself (Pow!) Jimmy Lee and I'm bad for your health Selflessly devoted member of the f** You Club Clubbing you like a baby seal and cutting you up in the tub You see the Black Warriors? (Yeah) Their sh**'s kind of wacky The world's seen the last of (Who?) William Mackey, b**h! I'm f**ing pissed, 'bout to take that whip Hit 'em so hard, they'll be sh**ting bricks Abobo don't know he'll fall in a hole Double Dragon, b**h, you don't even know About to infiltrate, bust a hole in the gate Grab a crate and straight put a dent in your face Cause New York's gone to sh** since the apocalypse hit Me and my brother are the only people here legit Damn, b**h, s** a dick, stay away from this sh** I'm 'bout to wipe out the crime rate b**h, any minute, c'mon! Stop! Nail time Can't touch this motherf**ing gangsta rhyme Write "fail" on your face with the flick of my wrist That's how I roll, know this, I got lots of tricks You can't f** with this, cause we're dangerous Step up to the plate, we'll rearrange your sh** D-D-Double Dragon, dragging you down to the ground Jimmy and Billy representing (Quit messing around) Machine Gun Willy going down tonight Fighting the Black Warriors until everything's alright again Rescuing Marian, carryin' nothing but pain Same sh**, same f**ed up day, c'mon Billy and Jimmy, two headbu*ting motherf**ers See these dragon tattoos? Don't f** around, co*ks**er Take this bat and crack a black hole in your head (You'll never beat me, f**ers!) I just did, you're dead! Yo, motherf**ers, yeah my name is Abobo I keep my sh** tight though, and all of my homies know Don't f**ing look at me like I'm Donkey Kong Wrong! I'm twice as good looking and three times as strong So you motherf**ers think you can just go crossing tracks? Don't relax in this alley, you're gonna get some whip cracks Yeah, that's right, I f**ing slapped your b**h and walked away But after one night with me, she's gonna wanna stay So just get the f** back and stop running your lips Walking all up in my hood dressed up like Bloods and Crips Doing ballet like West Side Story in your matching outfits Oh, look, it's Billy and Jimmy, the double f*ggoty twins Well listen up, Abobo, you f**ing h*mo Fat-headed, pencil-leaded, I'll stab your a**, bro You're going down in the hole, you don't even know Jump-kick to the face, taking you down with one blow Oh no, little bro, you k**ed Abobo There's something that I think you should know before we go I am the Shadow Boss (No!) Yeah, sure, why not And while I'm at it, your girlfriend thinks I'm totally hot Well if that's how it's gotta be, I'm gonna take you down too! I thought you were my brother, now you're dead, f** you! f** me? Haha, b**h, f** me? Let's take it outside, bro, then we'll see How dare you go against me? I trusted your sh**! I thought you was my brother, not some punk-a** b**h A double crosser, not a dragon, wipe that smile off your face Or I'll smash back and crack your f**ing jaw with a mace My, my, my, my fist will hit you, so hard Make you look like Charizard I'm too legitimate to handle, bro Like Mario put it best: Let's-a go! Join us, don't be so stupid Teach all of my warriors Sousetsuken If you don't, I'll put you in a headlock, G By the way, I think your girl really likes me You can't f** with this sh** I'll f**ing k** you I will give you such an atomic wedgie I am telling Mom How you gonna tell Mom? Keep talking, motherf**er, I'm just setting you up for this Fist of rage, why you act that way? I'm a better f**ing fighter than you anyway (hahahaha) Just give me my girl and get your a** home Zoey's on in five-minutes, you never miss that show (No, no) What do you know about the 101? Leave Zoey alone, Nickelodeon's fun Unlike me, you'd better run, think twice About where you're hiding, big cats eat mice My tiger style is devastating You know you love it brother, don't be hating Kick, punch, it's all in the method Not mother-approved, but totally kid-tested You can't f** with this sh**, I'll f**ing k** you! I will give you such an atomic wedgie! I am telling Mom You wouldn't! You stupid motherf**er I'm just setting you up for that boom! (b**h!)