That Handsome Devil - Rob the Prez-O-Dent lyrics

Uh, four score and seven beers ago, uh-huh Uh, sittin' on the front stoop, wonderin' what we gonna do? What the world come to, who you gonna run to? Another year older and deeper in debt I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent You pay those bills, and you get that rent I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent Fillin' up the backpack, back in the Cadillac Rollin' down to D.C. to get my money back Oh man, this is awesome, a-loadin' up a shotgun A-bury me in cash in a big black coffin A-runnin' through the White House, mask on, lights out In the Oval Office like, "Empty yo' pockets" Stickin' up Congress, purses, watches Well, I ain't seen green since I don't know when I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent I don't make no money, don't make no sense I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent You gotta pay those bills, you gotta get that rent I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent Another year older and deeper in debt I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent Walk through the doorway, lookin' so cool Chrome six-shooter, feelin' old school Walk through the doorway, feelin' old school Chrome six-shooter, lookin' so cool Get on the flo' and gimme yo' loot Come on mo-fo', I ain't scared to shoot I bet ya won't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend Can't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend I say you won't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend Bugged-out burglarin', hurdle Secret Service men Well, I ain't seen green since I don't know when I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent I don't make no money, don't make no sense I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent You gotta pay those bills, you gotta get that rent I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent Another year older and deeper in debt I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent Well, I ain't seen green since I don't know when I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent Don't make no money, don't make no sense I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent It's nothing symbolic like burning the flag Just put all your wallets into the bag You've robbed me for years, and I want it all back And that, and that And that, and that, and that, and that Runnin' through the White House, mask on, lights out In the Oval Office like, "Empty yo' pockets" Stickin' up Congress, purses, watches I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent Oh, man, this is awesome, loadin' up a shotgun Bury me in cash in a big black coffin Smoke 'em if you got 'em Shoot 'em when the cops come I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent Like all too many of his contemporaries, Tom is experimenting with something he knows little about. He experiences an uncontrollable feeling of hilarity. Quite without reason he exhibits a marked carelessness. His senses and time perception are distorted. He becomes confused, and he displays the induced "couldn't care less" attitude.