Tenacious D - Tribute lyrics

[Intro] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute [Verse 1] Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... In the middle... of the road And he said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls." (soul) Well me and Kyle We looked at each other And we each said: "Okay." And we played the first thing that came to our heads Just so happened to be The Best Song in the World It was The Best Song in the World [Chorus 1] Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny Once every hundred-thousand years or so When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the gra** doth grow... [Verse 2] Needless to say, the beast was stunned A whip-crack went his whippy tail! And the beast was done He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said: "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh! [Chorus 2] This is not the greatest song in the world, no This is just a tribute Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, no, no! This is a tribute, oh To the greatest song in the world Alright! It was the greatest song in the world Alright! It was the best mothaf**in' song The greatest song in the world, ah-whoa! [2-part scat] Dee soo guh goo gee goo gee Goo guh fli-goo gee goo, guh fli-goo ga goo buh dee Ooh guh goo bee, ooh guh guh bee guh guh bee Fli-goo gee goo, a-fli-guh woo wa mama Lucifer! [Interlude] And the peculiar thing is this my friends: The song we sang on that fateful night It didn't actually sound anything like this song! [Verse 3] This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me And I wish you were there Just a matter of opinion Ah, f**! Good God, God lovin' So surprised to find you can't stop it Oh hallelujah, I'm found Rich motherf**er, ka-chug! [Outro] Alright! Alright!