Tenacious D - One Note Song lyrics

[Spoken] [KG]:Jack... [JB]: Yeah [KG]:D'you think some people are... D'you think that there's some people that arn't really, that are actually robots...Living Among us? [JB]:No [KG]:But we can't tell? [JB]:No, we don't have the technology yet, but rage, rage ...rage [KG]:Yeah, yeah [JB]:D'you know what I was thinking?... Stop playing I was thinking of a f**ing brilliant song... [KG]:Yeah? [JB]:Check it out, just do what I do [KG]:OK [JB]:Just play this note: [one note is played over and over] [JB]:Then we both keep playi...just keep both playing that note [More playing of the single note] [JB]:Every once in a while bend it [More playing of the single note] [JB]:And thats it and just remember who wrote that song Me baby me! [KG]:(Sigh) [JB]:See, its f**in' simple, that's one song in the bank, Next song! [KG]:Is that...? [JB]:Next Song [KG]How can... but its one note [JB]:NEXT! [KG]:Anybody could've wrote it...anybody could've done that, it's one song, it's one note [JB]:Yeah but guess who did write it... ME! [KG]:Yeah but did you write th-this look [KG starts to play] [JB]:Dude yeah i did, I told you to do the bendy every one in a while [KG]:Oh yeah ya did, f** [JB]:Yahoo I win [KG]:sh**! [JB]:I win, one to nothing