Tenacious D - Karate Schnitzel lyrics

(spoken) (JB:) God, I'm f**in hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my f**in schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you a**hole, wake up. (KG:) Whahahat? Wh? (JB:) Wake up. (KG:) What? (JB:) You ate my f**in schnitzel. (KG:) What? (JB:) You ate my f**in schnitzel. (KG:) Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game. (JB:) Yeah? (KG:) For anybody that wants to eat it. (JB:) Well then maybe this is fair game. WOW! (KG:) Ow God, Hey! (JB:) Yeah, that's right its a karate chop! (KG:) What're ya doin? (JB:) Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIKAY! (KG:) OW!