Tenacious D - Friendship Test (Skit) lyrics

[phone rings] [spoken] [click] [KG:] Two Kings. [JB:] Hey Kage. [KG:] Hey! [JB:] How's it goin'? [KG:] Good, good... [JB:] What are you--what are you doin'? [KG:] Oh, god, I was just, I was- [JB:] I love you. [KG:] ...what'd you say? [JB:] I said I love you, man. I just wanted to say it. [KG:] Dude, thanks... thank you... that's awesome. f**in' awesome. I mean, uh... that's cool you can say that. [JB:] Don't you have something to say? [KG:] No. (pause) Aw, I mean, I, uh, I like you... I like you too, dude. [JB:] Whoa, whoa. LIKE? HO HO HO, MAN! I'm glad I f**in' did this test on you, the friendship test! [KG:] What? [JB:] No, man-- [KG:] What are you talkin' about? [JB:] That---what happened before when I said I love you, that was a test. Because, man, I could've made a total ASS of myself if I hadn't done this test on you. [whistles] HOO HOO! [KG:] Wait, you don't-- [JB:] Boy. [KG:] You don't really love me? [JB:] Dude, listen. You f**in' pa**ed the test, okay? But BARELY. You know what you got? [KG:] What'd I get? [JB:] F+. [click]