Tenacious D - Drive-thru lyrics

Kage? Yea? Let's go to this drive-thru oh good, im starvin' *vrrooooommmm noise* may I help you? Yea, um, uh Can I have your order? yea, hold on a second im looking at the menu Ok ..ummm Would you like to buy some curly fries? Please don't, dont offer me anything I'll tell YOU want I want, OK.. um.. ok.. you know how you've got the six piece nugget?s yes, six piece nuggets just uh, can you just give me four nuggets? im trying to, IT COMES IN SIX OR TWELVE PIECE would you like to try them? SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER.. take the six nuggets and throw two of them away i'm just wanting my four nugget thing i'm trying to watch my colory intake it comes in six or twelve piece TAKE TWO OF THE NUGGETS OUT AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS and give me four chicken mcnuggets allright, four six piece nuggets and then um.. can I have a Jr. Western Bacon Chee A JR Western Bacon Chee, im trying to watch my figure Western Bacon Cheeseburger A JR Western Bacon Chee would you like that with onions? no onions.. um.. ok Chicken Bacon Cheese, twelve six piece nuggets and um.. im gonna' go with a filet of fish sandwich since that has less calories cause its fish Filet o' Fish.. now if you could take a c**a-cola and just go half c**a-cola half diet-coke cuase im trying to watch my figure try to loose some of the weight uh.. you want half c**a-cola half diet-coke? um.. and a SMALL A SMALL chocolate shake because im trying to watch my figure not a large a small it comes in medium-small or medium-large um.. small chocolate shake.. um also a small season's curlys small season's curlys.. ok i got small season's curleys, western bacon cheeseburger.. ummm f** my a** what else give me uhh.. allright cherrys jubilee and thats it $10.01. wait kage what do you want uhhh geez let me have uhh i think i want the regular western bacon cheeseburger large shake, seasoned curlys.. OH GOD COME ON WITH THE ORDER, TAKE FOREVER thats all i want, thats all i want GOOD, ok.. how much is that sir? that will be $14.75 at the window please, please drive up do you have any money? oh shoot... umm yea i got like uhhh give it to me.. Allright Here... ok we only have umm alright im gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order ok thank you.. lets go