Tenacious D - Rize of the Fenix lyrics

When The Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again Just like the phoenix We'll f**in' rise again That's right the phoenix We'll rise again! 'Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched By a failure or an embarra**ment, no way no And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong Just like the phoenix We'll f**in' rise again That's right the phoenix We'll rise again! Sunshine, it's a hell of a day Riding back and it's headed your way D's here, now we're puttin' on a show We're sneakin' up, climbing into your window Hard rockin', yeah we're rockin' again Black Mamba is my personal friend Phil Jackson is a master of zen We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend It's a rise for the phoenix It's a call of attack And you'll know when you've seen us The f**in' D is back! Lovemaking all the way to the top Boots smokin', but I'm not gonna stop Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance Hot-blooded, that's a lot of romance It's the rise of the phoenix And we ride with the pack It's the magic between us The f**in' D is back But what if it's true? If Tenacious D has died, what will we do? And what will we do About all the fans who have the D tattoo? They'll have them removed They'll have to laser off their D tattoos Tattoos They'll have to laser off their D tattoos, uh Wait a minute, Kage What's that you say? You know it's not too late Yes, it is too late We only need one hit Just imagine it We could be the sh**! Too legit to quit! One hit! One hit! One hit! Yea, we're hoping this is it One hit! f**ing hit! Top 40 hit! Top 1,000 hit! I don't care As long as we get there! We'll start anew And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo! You can get a new Tenacious D tat... too!