Tenacious D - Things I Want lyrics

(Santa) Ho, Ho, Ho So many christmas letters So many wishes Lucy wants a squeezy doll Jimmy wants a moon rocket Oh, this list's rather long... (Sum 41) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yah (Jack Black) Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you 'Cause there's alotta cool sh** I want I know I've been naughty But cut me some slack 'Cause theres alotta cool sh** I want So heres my list-a So check it a twice-a I want: A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front I want: A Motley Crue lunch box Filled with sticky buns I wanna see-through jump suit That fits me tight I want all the Beetles copyrights I wanna chop Florida off the map I want Pamala Anderson's speedo top! Here ya go, Santa That's my Christmas list That's all the cool sh** I want But wait a minute, Santa Here's some things I missed There's still alotta cool sh** I want So here's my list-a So check it a twice-a I want: A time machine and a BB gun I want: A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun I want: To party naked on a school bus full of nuns I want: A bumper pool table And a robot pelican There ya go, Santa I'm sure you'll agree that There's some really cool sh** I want I know I've been naughty But I gaurentee That I deserve every single one So take my list-a And check it a twice-a I know i've been naughty But life ain't nice-a Please i still-a Need some more sh**-a I want: I diamond hyena shootin fire from his bu*t I want: A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour bu*t I want: A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks I want: All the cool sh** I want!