Tenacious D - The Cosmic Shame lyrics

So, um... If I was just gonna say one thing to y'all tonight... I'd say, set the artist free I'm talking about this artist in here, set it free I'm saying, quit your day job Now, I know a lot of you people here, you're saying "I can't quit my day job. I've got kids to feed, Jack." Quit your day job Focus on your craft, one time, before it's all over You've died, you've squandered it You f**in' robots! Now after a couple years of you focusing earnestly on your craft K.G. and I will swoop in, we will check out your progress And we will encourage you to continue! Or we will say stop And then seriously, you must stop Or penalties will be created and enforced Cause listen... This is the problem... Sometimes you follow your heart Sometimes your heart cuts a fart That's the cosmic shame That's the cosmic shame And I know what you are saying now What makes you guys so f**ing good? I don't f**in' know And I don't like it! I stay up going fu*k! Why can't everybody f**in' have it? Cause this is the thing... Some people learn it on the streets Some people learn it in the schools Me and K.G., we were f**ing born with it, homes... Check it out That sh** came off the top of my f**in' head y'all! Oh God! Why? It's a cosmic shame!