Tenacious D - Spiderman lyrics

This is a song Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Is he strong? Listen bud He has the radioactive blood Hey there! There goes the Spiderman Ohhh!!!!! Is he strong? Listen bud He has the radioactive blood Can swing from a thread? Take a look overhead Hey there! There goes the Spiderman Ohhh!!!!! David Dark comin at 'em He's got f**ing ultimate fighting championship moves! Here comes Spidey He's not f**ing really Spidey His moves didn't work because he's f**ing Spidey! Spiderman doesn't look right He looks like cheap a**! Spidey wearing the nike shoes I can see in the f**ing BVDs Outline...oh f** Stay totally still! Stay totally still It's f**ing sa**afra**quatch! I've been searching for him for ten years And now's my chance to capture him I'm not moving on...f**! He's using the web! He's using the web! Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence! He's using the f**ing Spidey Twa, it didn't hold 'em! It f**ing holds almost everbody But it didn't work on Sa**! He f**ing used a Matrix move! He f**ing used a Matrix move! Doosh! Ha! Wanna f**ing bowl? What the f** is going down? Somebody help us He's got the tranquilizer gun! David Dark's got the tranquil gun He shot him in the a** with tranquilizer gun But it didn't...(starts to laugh) Why's he have his co*k out? That's not right! Here comes Sa**afra**! He's f**ing really pissed off Now what the f** is happening tonight? It's looking like a fight! No! (starts to laugh a lot) You should've f**ing known! Not to pull out your dick in front of Sa** He'll rip that sh** right off! Now you're f**ing bummed What are you doing..no, no no Don't make him s** your chode! Ah Jesus! He's s**ing on his f**ing chode! He's gonna shoot your f**ing load If I know Sa**afra**! He's gonna shoot the load Ahh! That's non-dairy creamer! What the f**? Thats bad news Bears That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sa** cum Sa**afra**...he hasn't f**ing done enough He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position I don't know what for! But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again) The ultimate bomb, ya'll Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship He's flinging sh**! And he's taking a dump Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked! The old stick for the f**ing Sa**afra** trick Works every time. See if you can keep him alive That rips. Life is a great big hang up Whenever there's a bang up! You'll see Sa**afra** and Spiderman! Taking a sh** on David Dark!