Tenacious D - Denacious T lyrics

This is the greatest and best SooS Tribuuuuuuuuute Long time ago me and my brother co*k here, we was hitchhiking down "Down to Paradise City" All of a SuS, there shined a shiny D... in the middle... of the road AND HE SAID! Hedadeh! HEDEEEEEEEEEE Jeej jeej jeej... JEEJ! Or ill'eat your SuS! Well me and co*k we looked at each other and we each said: NOH!! (sad violin) (Avicii - Levels) And the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to beiih iih iih iih iih iih iih iih... IIH! Look into my eyes and it's easy to see! One and one make... Three! (f**!) YEARS a SaaS when a SooS not shush and the MooM doth ror And the gra** doth grow... Seedless to nay the beast was stunned A WHIP-CRACK WITH A CRACKY-TAIL! And the beast was done! He asked us: "*Snort* Bee you beesh?" And we said NOH! We are THE ni**aH! Rock! (Aaaaaaaaah aaaah) So, this is The Grates Dong in the World! This is not a Tribute! Couldn't remember The Greatest Dong in the World! No... This is not a Trib-YOUUUUU! To the Greates Dong in the World! All right! It was the Greatest Dong in the World! All right! It was the best muthaf**in' Dong, The Greatest Dong in the World! (incomprehensible singing)