Temp0 - APM (Flobots - Handlebards SC2 parody) lyrics

I can play this game with no APM No APM No APM (x2) Look at me, look at me Hand on my mouse like it's good to be ALIVE And I don't fear the reaper Even when the map is all mountain-y I can show you how to roast a drone I can show you how to climb the ladders I can make a heart with lonely probe And I can almost get from plat to masters I know how to plot up sturdy plan I can tell you about at least 30 LANs I know all the words to When Im GM And I'm proud to say Im a nerdy man Me and my friend saw a flaming bush Me and my friend made a timing push And guess whose points we took I can play any race that I want cuz, look I can stutter step with no metronome No metronome No metronome I can see your base even when I'm home Even when I'm home Even when I'm home Look at me Look at me Just called to say that it's good to be ALIVE On such a small map I'm all turtled up And immune to cheese I can save money open up with six thors I can make a living off an ad and stream I can design an army, just with 4 bro-festors For your ma** marines I can make new Protoss Robotics I can make a Brood Lord provide chaotic conditions I know how run from Vikings And I can turn your whole mind psychotic Mutas, Stalkers, Cattlebruisers Me and my team making random units I see your lings that patrol in the distance I can push anywhere with no resistance But I can lose the game if I overdrone If I overdrone If I overdrone And I can make it splash in your spawning pool In your spawning pool In your spawning pool Look at me Look at me Rising and I won't stop And it feels so good to be Surviving this drop My creep is global Xel'Nagas secured My army is mobile Your crying ignored I can send out a million hallucinations Make him tap out from his lack of patience Laugh as his army's evaporating And make him flip tables from aggravation I can warp anywhere from my prism Just if you don't snipe it And I can beat every single composition I'm taking over when I expand Cuz I can guide a nuke by a minimap By minimap By minimap And I can bust your main with a nydus worm With a nydus worm With a nydus worm I can end us all with a mother ship With a mothership With a mothership With a mothership With a mothership With a mothership With a mothershiiiiiip! I can play this game with no APM No APM No APM (x2)