Television Personalities - Little Woody Allen lyrics

Little Woody Allen sits alone in a playground, but he doesn't mind The other children play their childish games He's in his own world, but he's doing fine All the silly boys are playing with their toys But Woody's got a typewriter and it's his pride and joy Little Woody Allen's very shy, he wouldn't say boo, boo to a goose But Woody was a very simply child He wouldn't eat meat nor salads or sweets One little boy wants to be a fireman Another little boy wants to fight for Uncle Sam Not little Woody Allen Little Woody doesn't dream of rock'n'roll and cars He wants to be in movies and meet his favourite stars Little Woody Allen's very bright He doesn't sleep much, or not much at night Little Woody Allen got a girl, Mia Farrow, the girl of my dream All the silly boys are playing with their toys But Woody's got a typewriter and it's his pride and joy Little Woody doesn't dream of rock'n'roll and cars He wants to be in movies and meet his favourite stars