Television Personalities - We Will Be Your Gurus lyrics

I will be your Jesus I will be your shining light I will be your everything Just let me in tonight I'll be your lover I'll be your honey I'll be your Jesus Your guru too I will be your Buddha Won't you let me choose your shoes I've got a lot of love to give you There's so much that I can show you I'll be your lover I'll be your honey I'll be your Jesus Your guru too I will be your guru I will be your lighthouse Baby, if you're lost at sea You're going to hit the rocks Better shout "rescue me" I'll be your lover I'll be your honey I'll be your Jesus Your guru too I will be your guru We want you as a new guru I will be your new addiction Won't you let me turn you on? I'll be your new obsession Rid yourself of all possessions I will be your Jesus I will be your shining light I will be your everything Just let me in tonight We want you as a new guru If violence is your guru If money is your guru Let me be your guru