Television Personalities - A Picture Of Dorian Gray lyrics

When I'll buy my mansion I'll invite the world to stay So everyone can see a picture of Dorian Gray We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea And there's a thousand midget russians in midget submarines You can come and stay You can bring your friends You can come and stay for a day And see a picture of Dorian Gray Take you to my mansion, can see my gallery Lots of pretty pictures, all of them of me We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea Eat tiny cucumber sandwiches made by Emily You can come and stay You can bring your friends You can come and stay for a day And see a picture of Dorian Gray