Teenage Bottlerocket - Headbanger lyrics

Last night I went to a party It was a heavy metal party Everybody had poofy hairdos Sporting big white Adidas sneakers But everybody was having a good time Everybody was gettin' wasted And this this guy came in the room Looking like the ghost of Cliff Burton He was a headbanger He whipped his head around so fast He gave himself a concussion Dude you better slow down Before you break your neck You know that sh** can't be good for your brain Holy sh** man I can't take it Just the sight of it was making me dizzy Someone asked if I was in the KISS Army And I sad, "What the f** are you talking about?" But everybody was having a good time They were riding the Banzai pipeline And then this guy took off his denim jacket And his shirt said 'Bark at the Moon' He was a headbanger He whipped his head around so fast He gave himself a concussion Dude you better slow down Before you break your neck You know that sh** can't be good for your brain Headbanger