Teen Idols - p**no Shop lyrics

Johnny has a dream to make the scene Where all he has to do is make young girls scream Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt Turning bu*ter into cream For now, hes an unknown who's content to take orders Stocking magazines, turning fives into quarters Soon he'll make them see that hes got what it takes When they get a look at his 14 inch snake He's got a job at a p**no shop where he mops up for free Oh, it may s** now But he knows somehow He'll see his face on a T.V. screen Each day he drags a mop Across the sticky peep show floor Knowing all the time that there has to be more Noting all the scenes from his favorite magazines Starring girls he so adores