Teebird - End of the World Cypher 2012 lyrics

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Teebird - End of the World Cypher 2012 lyrics

[Intro: Klonopin] UHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH Yeah, sounds somethin' like UHHHHHHH f**in' Can't believe I'm doing this sh** [Verse -1: Ottafiyah] I did a swan dive off Planet Trill Landed in my pool right next to my man Will Smith, but I'm not talking guns I be hittin on the tiger chicks, smackin on the buns Saw your b**h across the club She came to my crib, made her wear a fursuit (GIVIN ME A CHUB) Said "Hey girl, the time is getting toward 12 o clock" "Let's retire to my bed so you can sit on this otter co*k" [Verse 0: Bosco The Flacko] Licking Nutella off your b**h And filming it so I can get rich I like to f** her from the back So she can bend over my stacks Stacks On Racks On Stacks On Crack I Smoke fourties and Drink weed And eat coke while sniffing shrooms I'm on first cause I know how to lead In yo b**h my dick goes boom Before me your b**h used a greased toy I shapeshift b**h, BEAST BOY! [Verse Chinese: Lemson aka Need for Creed] Rap Game Sarah Palin doing squats Sitting on the toilet, eating Dippin Dots Sugar on tongue, tongue, yippy yippy, yum yum Let my dick touch your lungs, lungs, now swallow my cum, cum Shoutout to Algernun, nun, Chaturbating with dirty nun, nuns They want us to make it rain tokens but sorry we got none, none The only verified artist with zero songs in his discography I made this cypher complete like the suede Timbs on Nas' feet [Verse 420: Ariana Grande] Yo, wrapping it up like a Christmas present 420 blaze f*get, I got 1 luv and that's Lemson Shoutout to Lemson, he's my inspiration But tell him to hurry up, my tits are waitin' I wanna do squats on his dick Then have him make it rain cum drop on my tits Science and sh**, it's simple laws of relevancy RAP GAME MARIO LOPEZ SNIFFING HIS MOTHER'S DELICACY [Verse 1.5: Northstars] Feelin' oddish, homie this weed got me koffing When I turn my hat back, listen to me talking EBT's with an escargot flow, didn't you know? That's a hustler with an undisclosed taste for gold f** that Lasagna, Real G's move in Silence like Gnocchi Lowkey your mainsqueeze facebook wrote me beggin “please poke me” And when I die, bury me under a statue of fat albert takin some bullets So you can visit my grave and tell this man lived life gunnin it to the fullest [Verse 24*3.14: DetectiveNewtGingrich AKA co*kring] I love donuts call me Rick Ross (Boi) I love to show co*k call me Daniel Tosh (Oh Gawd) Watching cams all night with Lemson f*ggots be fencing like Freddie Benson Got my green tea swag like Psyonik Give me a job and I be on it f**ing my high school teachers You n***as still on the bleachers RapGenius forum users want to be us Explaining lyrics all day so they can meet us Drop more dimes than Rondo R.I.P to Jams, that n***a nice though (YAWK YAWK YAWK) [Verse 2: Algernon] Chaturbate Chaturbate ball so hard exacerbate Bars so hard like Wolver-claws it makes these girls all salivate Tell me what you're jerking for you're working towards a curtain call To spert the jerks that made you hurt so you can say I told you all Welcome to my chat b**h I feel so fantastic She's working for that Cam she's my number one draft pick f** you with your low IQ I'll pop one in your dome and you Will be the last to pop a cap so have fun eating all the goo [Imaginary Verse: RG's Girly Corner's Crack-Addicted Feminist Rapper Dyaz] Uh, f** yo anti-feminism sun, this Dyaz tha crack-addicted Twinkie Watching yo girl get hella satisfied as I sip on ma glamorous blinky James BROWN?? JAMES BRoOoOoWN!! ‘Xpressing styles like a pony Sniffing macaroni, pepperoni and baloney, high of licking Kony Cuz, la-di-da-di, I rip sh** like yellow salami, yellow iced tea Yellow peanuts, yellow doorstep, yellow the main color of ma high tea I spit that feminist, anti-Hitler, anti-ScopeY, anti-Deutsch racists flow Errytime I cum through the chimney like Santa I be screaming at that ho Like “b**h I love you”, dropping them eye compliments right thurr Cause errtime I get da crack and feminism on I be all like “swerve” [Verse 510: Captain Catnip] Uhhhh, ready for whoever to make the world drop Celebrate the end by smoking beelas with some crooked cops Pink and black top, apron on like I'm cooking rocks Call me master chef, the pot bubbles and they p**y-pop Give a f** it's true or not, I write the way I know how Black out every night in Berkeley, wake up in the O now Holding a rock over my head, who tryna throw down? I'll throw Iraq off Earth like I don't like the fact the globe's round Catnip, RG my litterbox, that's where I drop sh** Say the wrong word, leave your face with a couple paw prints Dry for 3 days and I don't know quite where my pot went But f** it, I'mma round this 12 off, pop a Vic and watch Friends [Verse Swag: Haifisch AKA Half-Shark, Half-retarded] Man I swear these gals never learn Avoid these gals that leave that burn “where's my car? b**h which one?!" Check-mated by my hydro-pump f** that cypher and f** that verse I came and left that burst Just like Snoop Took a minute to write that poop [Verse 56: NigelThornberry AKA n***a Berry] Taste my defeat you motherf**in' b**h If you really want tokens hop on this dick We can, play board games all through the night Till I lose then its gonna be a f**in' fight I'ma throw game pieces at you You hear me right c*nt, you dont even know 2 + 2 Its four, you dirty f**ing who*e Now get back on cam while I eat this s'more. uh [Verse 3: Jason D. Morris] 2012, the year of old gazpacho Re up the resolution we about to go macho No apocalypse could stop this acropolis Our devotion to rap is f**ing bottomless Check it, 2013 around the corner New day old age, nothings ever getting older Hip hop cemented through preservation of the rhyme Step aside because it's our time, Rap Genius on the rise [Verse 5: BBDS] Bad b**h on both arms, that's why I f** them ambidextrous Cuz when I go and flex this, they tell me to "come and wreck 'dis" Making sense out of bars that don't make zero sense You're on the fence on whether these lyrics are gawdly, or heaven-sent But that's irrelevant like Bosco, who's never even watched Rocko's And s**s co*ks for rocks in the alley behind Costco's I'm an internal, lurrical, p**y destroying monster The colonel with an eternal renegade that leaves wussies wanting doctors -Drops Mic- [Verse 8: UncleRysarm] Here's UncleRysarm, checkin' in your nursery Coming through absurdidly, oh that's not a word, I see Go hard like grapes do when I'm in Bordeaux, France Hardnbody, my team wears colors doe, Sauvignon Blanc Night hustla, we living in the lap of lux in a Jordan tux Big bucks, but I spent it all on Tonka trucks You can call me the Rap Game Cyrano de Bergerac I'm slicing n***as, dicing b**hes, still getting racks [Verse 99: Notatroll aka Yung Diaper] This some sh** you heard about in Revelations By word of mouth all throughout the rebel nation Your time is running out but you remaining hella patient I'll leave you a hospital patient, eyes vacant, bloody, and naked Here's something to visualize now Nuclear fallout, people ripping their eyes out Watch as they cry out, searching for god in the heavens You say that I'm a demon, I'm just creating a legend [Verse 3.14: RapPolymath] Honey I ain't a rapper, but this dick will have you on the crapper When that other guy says he's gotta flappa, be warned- he's an actor Anyway back to my dick, schlong with a large tip I use it at olympics to perform astonishing flips You might get a glimpse if you catch me slip Enough about the dick, let's get to the braggadacio Crush you to a powdery dust like chewed up Toasty-O's So much arrogance you might mistake me for a Leo But the sun does revolve around me, diameter closer then cheerios [Verse 4 eva: MAK] Strong arm Albinos My Rifle Disciple Just cause he's a different color don't mean we don't have light What is right, when your wrong, I see b**bies and don't prolong Jerkin' like Jamaicans got dreads that are amazing Like Psyonik Bite on it I'm really a weed head She give me head while I'm driving I call it weavin' No weaves in just leaves dig? I'm hard to smoke like an old cig Jerk with the left so you ain't f**in' with my CLICK!! [Finale Verse 2: ashtag2 aka Stealthy G] The mayans predicted the end of the world in a fire But the world will only end on the day I retire 420 Blaze it f*ggot, last day to get higher Ripping this verse out of my heart like my mouth is pliers Last day of the world, we're more doomed than MF Feels like we're waiting on d**h row, counting every breath Writer's block, my thoughts are with EM, trapped in a box f** the third eye, Rap Genius makes it simple like a cyclopse [Verse 1:Flexasaurus Rex The RedMasta] FLEX SO HARD DONE BROKEN A fu*kEN FLEX BONE DAT BOI REDMASTA STILL SELLIN OFF THE FLEX PHONE I'M SO DAMN RICH I GOT A fu*kIN BEAMER GOT LIKE 20 fu*kIN KEYS CALL ME THE ZOOKEEEPER I GOT WEED LIKE DEMETER; THAT'S fu*kIN GOD sh*t STILL FLEXIN OFF THE METER; THAT'S fu*kIN GOD sh*t THEY CALL ME COUNT RACKULA WITH THE GRIP MANE COUNT RACKULA WITH THE WITH TGOLD IN HIS fu*kIN FANGS [Verse 46: DolphinBoi] I'm a dolphin.... but you already knew that Swimming in the water... I DO THAT I have 2 hats, 2 gats, 2 cats and 2 bats I have windows 7, so I split my screen so I can have 2 chats I like a girl who has a nice dorsal fin A slippery body and a tight oral grin Specifically that's what we do in the Pacific I'm a dolphin so my sh** always sounds terrific Btw I'm about to f** DolphinGurl [Verse 69: MyNamesCody] Lemson eating Dippin Dots, f** you even know? Eat them sh**s too fast and it might make your brain cold Case closed, my favorite flavor rainbow and thats it Poopin on your mattress and uploaded to DatPiff Bro, you even lift? Those bars s** that you wrote I'mma k** every goat then I'mma be the goatest goat f** you on your mamas boat and then go fishin You ain't the chef of RG homie keep dishin [Verse No1curr: M'Balls] Poked around in my a** and fiddled a bit Put it to my nose the finger and sniffed Y'all fearing the king, so I figured I'd k** I'm really physically fit and a lyrical wit One time I performed a significant lift Am flipping the script like a typical split Spit fire, the river is lit, the thinking begins Bet none of y'all was expecting this metaphysical twist [Verse -2.4: DolphinBoi] DolphinGirl didn't swallow so I had to come back Get it, cum back? I'm bummin' like undone tracks I need 2pac snacks, Makaveli and cheese But gimme a Biggie size, I'm stackin' jelly with ease Retract my belly to sneeze, I'm allergic to Lemson I'm chillin' in the zoo next to some tigers, Clemson I met a clam, taught him how to produce, now he's Clams Casino I'm famous, my picture was worn by Dan Marino [Verse 7: Themba Ntaka] Elicit fear from a proselyte that goes by hearsay Rock the mic and make the mutual position a beach Intervals washed relevance, the title's out of his reach Collective soul, so I learn from each To my life she's like a fulcrum Discord is sepulchral, thereupon I'm antisocial Making chimeras based on Mikey's trips to peace valley, what an idea Assoil those drunk off insult They wobble on and off the criteria, crucible put in front of ya While this rap plays a mansion with a myriad of steps This bottem feeder reps like a prison dweller's tricep Grimey bulls out here, we need more like KYA Simple places with complex girls, I feel some kind of way So let the lack of industry from the new year burst, like cig fireworks You know me too well I got two bones and this sketchy nog I'm with my dogs let's leave [Verse Jams: ShoulderGame aka MOCO with just the consenants AKA jams] sh** yo shout out to StephenNiday that n***a nice Yo sh** it's been a week since I've been in chat I'm feeling hella unrelevant and whack (that's like) TedMosby without the GOAT status, BBDS without the roses Like my verses ain't hot acid, like OWMP without the gay poses Like Klonopin without the trap producer of the year award That's like getting it with Ariana Grande; 0 reward (Without chat its like...) Nigel without the GIFs, Bean without the explanations SDVG without the herpes and UF without the tingly sensations Scopey without the dreaming, Lemson without the future mod Rukan23 without the WOAT Lupe stan (love u), and based without the god Like Algernon without the rat, Tunes without the lyrics Sorta like Joey Bada$$ pretenoious f*ggot self ya know ya boy jams got spirit (Without chat its like...) Like North and Pio without the stories, Chefboyardrizzy without the curry My flow is too fast like Sandusky when he's in a hurry Does Jams get b**hes at 14? Surely Silky ain't get no b**hes so Silky ain't have to worry (outro) "420 blaze it f*gget 1 luv"- Lemson You know im MOCO with just the consenants Put DMV on the map like Dora with her black magic map and sh** Its gonna be another week of irrelevancy until I get back in chat Until then, piece (srry if I didn't shout u out blaze it f*get) [Verse 18: Teddy Westside] New Monkey flow, Ikea quality I'm about that life like a motherf**ing biography Smokin' on these sandwiches, naw I need a whopper, b Eatin' so much a**, I be swallowing yo discography Sippin' on this sweet tea, spillin' like the BP Fill 'em like it's DP, k** 'em; give him the DP Uhhhngggg, mothaf**in' Schmosby Tell her bottoms up and f** a b**h below her nose, G [Finale Verse: Teebird AKA p**y Defiler AKA Better Than You] Last to cum in the Soggy Waffle cypher, but I'm the only one eatin' When I cum on my skeet heats to burn right through your lyric sheets, man Kevin got the Mac11 seekin', I'm aiming hollow tips at your ho's hollow...tits I got that cheese, I got them greens, I got that beef Got that commod, I got that heat, I got that bread About to make a stand-wich that'll excite the feds while being fed I got that gangsta lean, I got that ba** to lean, I am that razor fiend I got a couple Big Mac's in the back, I'll drive-thru and make that baster clean, uh [Verse 4²Ø: Maboo tha Don] Maboo's back, and he's back again With the RG fam, and his crap rapper fends k**ing lyrical sh** in a bacon colored benz Whilst critiquing poetry with Gavin and Lemons With exquisite entendres of an*logous hyperboles Sk**fully, metaphysically Aesop this track purposely This n**r wouldn't let me say "4²Ø ß└▲≥ε Ά ╛▲€€Σ┼" in my ending So that's why 100% of this site says "fu*k A LEMSON"