Teamheadkick - I'll Survive (Dead Rising 3 Rap) lyrics

Zombies, are coming for my Brains Breakin' out the Shottie, avoid the Blood Stains It's the Apocalypse, get bit, and you're done Then the Virus starts to spread, you become one But nope not me, I'm gonna survive Just trying to stay alive as the dead arise Aim for the Eyes, then I pull the trigger Slashin' with the knife, but I need something bigger How bout I take a saw, put it on a Mop Like a Psycho Janitor, Loppin' heads off One shot, right to the Cranium Then your head is gone, filled up with Titanium Smokin' like a Bong Yo get off my neck, I ain't a biscuit Like Jenna Jameson, you about to get fisted Bodies all twisted, my health is low I gotta grab me some snacks, and hit the road I can't sleep, I'll never go to bed Covered in Red, like the Walking Dead Smashin' on your head But weapons, I got a ton of them Puttin nails in my bat Then putting my bat to your chin, whack Whack Most of these Survivors, they truly s** I try to rescue their a**, but they end up stuck On the map, now their trapped, and out of luck It's too late to hide, now we're totally f**ed Damn, get the guns, we're kickin it old school Running over Zombies in an SUV is so cool I'm Making blood pools, Zombie Genocider Using power tools, combining like MacGuyver I got an LMG, and a Teddy Bear Making Noise with the toys cause I don't care Stackin' Body parts, out of control But with the sledgesaw I be playing Zombie Whack a Mole Whack, Whack, now I'm bringing the attack I go Whack, Whack, I put my knife in your back I go Whack, Whack, on these Psycho Motherf**ers It's a Boss Battle Bro, we need to find some cover CHORUS/HOOK I'll survive the Apocalypse All these Zombies are gonna die I know just what to do Cause Gaming trained me right I'll survive the Apocalypse All these Zombies are gonna bleed And if you plan to get away It's best to stick with me Rollin' Down the Road in a Muscle Car I got a Zombie Queen Bee, right inside of a Jar And when I toss it on the ground, Zombies heads explode Fully Automatic, no need to reload I'm Bruce lee, Bare handed, breaking those Necks I'm On a Mission, got me Wishin' that I had some Zombrex Find the Safehouse, store up my guns And Moltov co*ktails, I gotta get some Now Dressin' like a Tranny, in some Womens clothes Drink Vodka till I puke it all out of my Nose Runnin' from the Undead Chasing Me But they run into my trap, its an I.E.D. (BOOM) Katana Sword, Scythe , a bone saw If its got a blade, I'm choppin' Limbs Off Flash Bang Grenades are leavin' em Blind Getting' Surrounded as they sneak from behind I can't retreat, its time to bring the hurt Putting fire on my gloves Then puttin' my gloves to work Combining the Pistol and the Flashlight, Tactical Bustin Heads with a Lead Pipe, is always Practical Jump Kick a Zombie in the Testicles I be smashin' heads, head shot with the reticles No scope, BLAH! now it's a Zombie BBQ Then I'm rollin' with the Steamroller Right over you Stay in line, we're doing this my way I'm runnin' and gunnin' with the sawed off all day Keep up the Pace, don't fall behind I'll bust a Zombie in the face with anything I can find I got a Beach Ball, and a Leaf Blower Running over motherf**in' Zombies with a Lawn Mower How bout a flamethrower, I'll build you one Cause if you didn't know, I'm a Mechanic Son Boom, Boom, when I'm using Dyna Meat I go Boom Boom, when I'm shooting RPG's I go Boom Boom, on these Undead f**s Throw some Gas at their a**, then I'm lighting em up CHORUS/HOOK I'll survive the Apocalypse All these Zombies are gonna die I know just what to do Cause Gaming trained me right I'll survive the Apocalypse All these Zombies are gonna bleed And if you plan to get away It's best to stick with me Level 50 and I'm fully maxed out on my stats I'm choppin' heads off, with a Battle Axe There's no time to play, we gotta make our escape I'm bringing the bombs, always tossin' out tons of grenades I got more clothes than the mall, wearing suits like a Pimp With an Arrow to the Knee, I'm straight making em limp Picking up books, let the bonus begin And then a Million hit combo right to the chin Got More PP than a German Brothel Eating rotten Meat is straight up awful Crushing all these Zombies is giving me wood I'm having more fun than I probably should Undead on my Hood, so I'm hitting the gas Head first into a bus, so they let go when I crash I've said it before, but in case you missed I'll Survive the Apocalypse…..