Taryn Southern - I Think I Farted lyrics

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Taryn Southern - I Think I Farted lyrics

This is for all my ladies out there Who have a problem with their gas We're at a party, I'm feeling farty So I say I need to make a phone call I look around and without a sound I quietly fart on the wall I think I'm in the clear until you appear There's nowhere for me to hide You say, "What's that smell? It stinks like Hell" As if a small animal just died Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh Smells like a** oooh ooh ohoooh I think I farted (on a wall), I think I farted (on a wall) I think I farted (on a wall), I think I farted You're fast asleep when I feel one creep I try to keep it inside the bed But like a good wine that ages with time It's rotten and it's startin' to spread You wake up in fear that a fire is near From the smell of my own dutch oven With no one else to frame, I take the blame You can't believe it's been me the whole time Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh Smells like a** oooh ooh ohhoooh I think I farted (in the bed), I think I farted (in the bed) I think I farted (in the bed), I think I farted On the couch, on the wall, on the table, on the floor Beware of my stench it's rotten to the core I'm a lady on the street but I'll smoke up the bed Just one quick whiff and you'll wind up dead No matter how hard I pray My gas won't go away I know that it's not okay But please, please, don't say goodbye I know that most girls try To keep their flatulence inside, but I can't lie I need a man who knows I pa** a lot of gas That smells like a** And it's here to last for infinity and beyond Rotten gas (I farted) oooh ooh oh ooooh oh Smells like a** (I definitely farted) oooh ooh ohhoooh I think I farted (on the wall), I think I farted (in the bed) I think I farted (on the TV), I think I farted Rotten gas (I farted) oooh ooh oh ooooh oh Smells like a** (I seriously farted) oooh ooh ohhoooh I think I farted (on your cat), I think I farted (on my cat) I think I farted (on a photo of Mitt Romney), I think I farted Ah crap, I just sh** my pants