Tankard - Flirtin' With Desaster lyrics

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', bu*t mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I pa**ed some gla** Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my a** I drank lots of apple wine last night And now my bowels, they don't feel so right Wet fart! Something don't feel right Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', bu*t mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I pa**ed some gla** Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my a** Lack of control, what else can I say? My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays Wet fart! No reason or rhyme Wet fart! Dinglberry time Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', bu*t mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipa**ed some gla** Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my a** Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', bu*t mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipa**ed some gla** Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my a** Now I lessen for you all to hear Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed Wet fart! You just might be next Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', bu*t mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipa**ed some gla** Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my a** Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', bu*t mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipa**ed some gla** Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my a**