Str8 Like Dat - XXX-Mas lyrics

[Verse 1: Vandal] AH! k** it on the keys, I'm not talking Alicia I'm in it for the cheese and dough, f** a pizza Still don't get the picture? Burn a Mona Lisa Vandal Gang gone blast for me, somebody call a preacher I flood the Super Dome harder than that b**h Katrina I'm throwing chairs and punching people, call it Jerry Springer I started in the bleachers, then moved to the speakers And now I'm on the stage, spin kicks, Wiz Khalifa The kids get a seat rush and stars rush to see us Screaming harder than a white girl to J. Bieber Hahaha, weird, now my cla** is dismissed Vandal Gang hates Christmas, why? We never get sh** Saint Nick called us misfits, that's cool I'm boinking his chick Mr. Clause is frowning 'cuz he read one of my wish lists Saying, "Mrs. Clause, we used to have it all Until your fat boyfriend came around with no cause I really miss your calls, to me you're still involved I still got your bloomers, I keep 'em with my drawers And instead of Mrs. Clause, I think I'll call you frosty jaws Mail it no cologne, but I rubbed it on my balls" [Verse 2: Einstein] Women shout my name out but they are no co-signers Catch a brain freeze the way I'm so cold-minded Flowing heaven-sent make the Pope go silent The way I'm k**ing tracks you'd think I'd vote pro-violence Running these tracks to the races Turning you losers into lasers, Lupe with Lasik You fiendin for equations? Well let me state the basics Einstein equals nothing less than greatness (Einstein = Nothing < Greatness) And to you MC's, I am still double you Have a threesome, two V's, call it W No Uncle Luke but my crew too live You ain't hearing what I'm sayig then your Bluetooth died, uh! And now I'm making major moves only giants take Cutting in a giant steak, eating off of china plates Even some of the realest rappers seeming kind of fake Say they spitting venom but they ain't even seen a giant snake Feeling great, living life like a movie I run my city, I ain't never gonna lose So if you say you run it then you looking kinda stupid 'Cuz I'm good at math, I got the numbers to prove it