Stewart Copeland - Too Kool to Kalypso lyrics

I didn't drink and I never danced I couldn't take no club romance But this floozy had no shame Libido torpedo I was Too cool to calypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too cool to calypso Too tough to tango Too cool to calypso Too tough to tango What she did was hard to believe Libido torpedo But by morning I couldn't leave Libido torpedo Picking her up Was like falling down the stairs With her on top of me I couldn't put on any airs I was Too cool to calypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too cool to calypso Too tough to tango Too cool to calypso Too tough to tango At my heart she took careful aim Libido torpedo And you know that floozy had no shame Libido torpedo I was Too cool to calypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too cool to calypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too cool to calypso Too tough to tango Too weird to watusi Too tough to tango Too cool to calypso...