Steven Peavis - Parents on Facebook song lyrics

[Verse 1] I was just sitting home just minding my own business Looking at the internet with a cup of tea and biscuit When suddenly my cup of tea was empty and all over me I froze staring at the screen that was open right in front of me 'Cause when you log in the last thing that you want to discover Is that you got a friend request of your mother [Chorus] The parents, they're all on Facebook They're taking over everywhere you look [Verse 2] Writing consistently in capitals Posting pictures of animals Spotting all your grammatica Trying to teach a valuable life lesson Through a Comic Sans quote on a sunset Poking everyone without fully understanding the concept No dad this isn't a search engine And you've just "who mily cyrus" That's not even a sentence And stop trying to check in my friend's conversations Or at least if you do just learn to use punctuations Why you've posted that long message about the cat on my wall Just put it in a text that's what the phones are there for And for the last time LOL doesn't mean lots of love And for god's sake stop putting hash tag you only live once [Chorus] The parents, they're all on Facebook They're taking over everywhere you look [Verse 3] Looking at all my photos Liking all my photos Uploading loads of photos Then liking your own photos Insisting on inviting me to Candy Crush Saga Commenting on all my posts with "I beg your pardon" Writing on my wall when you can see I'm in the garden Who's that guy in speedo that's my father Oh god they're starting taking selfies Now they're asking me to tell them what a selfie is No wonder everyone my age is starting to migrate I'm on the verge of going back to MySpace [Chorus] The parents, they're all on Facebook They're taking over everywhere you look [Outro] The parents, they're all on Facebook They're taking over everywhere you look