Steve Harley - Woodchopper lyrics

Harley You give me valentine, think you're a writer You hit the ceiling, now you're a fighter You dance a tap, you look like a plumber You flash a smile, become a summer, are you a summer? You grow a daffodil, then you're a gardener You pick a few chords and now you're Wagner You play a trick on me, think you're magician You dance the bump, babe, you cause collision, see, a collision (Bang bang) I'm a carpenter, carpenter (Chop chop) I'm a woodchopper, yeah (Oh bang bang) I'm a carpenter, carpenter (Chop chop) I'm a woodchopper, yeah Hey, pop star. You make the chart once, they call you star kid You play snap, you're the Cincinnati Kid You shake your rhythm stick, they adore you Dan in Chelsea You beat the slot machine, you think you're wealthy, are you wealthy, hey, ooo? You make a fascist stance, you're this year's model Anybody knows boy, it's all a doddle It takes a lawyer, boys, a month to mail yer We've all gone mad, no sense of values, no sense of values, ooo (Bang bang) I'm a carpenter, carpenter (Chop chop) I'm a woodchopper, yeah (Oh bang bang) I'm a carpenter, carpenter (Chop chop) I'm a woodchopper. You've been a fickle lot since time immemorial The lunacy stems, I'm sure, from editorial But pay me no heed, I'm just accusatorial But that's the way it is, I'm sorry y'all, I'm sorry y'all. (Bang bang) I'm a carpenter, carpenter (Chop chop) I'm a woodchopper, yeah (Oh bang bang) I'm a carpenter, carpenter (Chop chop) I'm a woodchopper, yeah. (Bang bang) I'm a carpenter, carpenter (Chop chop) I'm a woodchopper, woodchopper (Oh bang bang) I'm a carpenter, carpenter (Chop chop) oh I'm a woodchopper, yeah yeah yeah yeah.