Stephin Merritt - The Dada Polka lyrics

[Verse 1: Stephin Merritt & Shirley Simms?] People of Earth, when you dance, dance the Dada Polka Life is only a dream When in the mood for romance, dance the Dada Polka Be as cute as you seem [Chorus 1] Gyrate like a gyroscope Collide like a kaleidoscope Freeze! Do something, anything Do something, please [Verse 2] People of Earth, don't just stand There, the Dada Polka Is as fun as it sounds Move hips and hands when the band Plays the Dada Polka You may lose a few pounds [Chorus 2] Gyrate like a gyroscope Collide like a kaleidoscope Change! Do something, anything Do something strange [Verse 3] People of Mars, you too must Do the Dada Polka It's the meaning of life Fill any partner with lust? Do the Dada Polka Soon there'll be a new wife [Chorus 3] Gyrate like a gyroscope Collide like a kaleidoscope Do! Do something, anything Do something blue Do something, anything Do something a little out of character, it won't k** you Do something, anything Do something true