Stephin Merritt - How f**ing Romantic lyrics

How f**ing romantic All the stars are out Twinkling twinkling twinkling And fluttering about What a tacky sunset What a vulgar moon Play another charming Rodgers & Hart tune How f**ing romantic Must we really waltz Drag another cliché Howling from the vaults Love you, obviously Like you really care Even though you treat me Like a dancing bear Toss your bear a goldfish As it cycles by Don't forget to feed your Bear or it'll die