Stephen Sondheim - All Aboard lyrics

[CHARON] All aboard! Hades Express! Non-stop Just a short hop To the bottomless pit -- This is it! Club Dead Straight ahead Bring your shroud No coffins allowed -- There's too big a crowd But if you're a stiff Then get in the skiff And we're off to Perdition And wait till you see Perdition: You think you know dank? Hoo, boy You think you know dismal? Sheesh, forget it Talk about dark, talk about dreary What you think is dreary Is what we call cheery Down here [The boat lands] All aboard! No delay Long as you're D.O.A If you fall off the perch If you buy the farm Kick the bucket Bite the dust If you're pushing up daisies Truck on down And when I say down I mean down... All aboard! Get your kicks On the River Styx...