Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks - Tigers lyrics

I caught you streaking in your Birkenstocks A scary thought in the two K's It's not too late It's in two days Got enveloped in your sticker shock I gotta' tell ya', it's a barrage, it's a barrage It's a mirage We are the tigers We need separate rooms We are so divided Let us in Change is all we need to improve Call me petty, I mean every word The "and's", the "if's", the "but's", and the "the's" Trust me because I'm worth hating I'm a 1-800-you can bend A garden variety amends Who's he can bend It's a learned mirror We are the tigers We need separate rooms We are so divided Let us in Change is all we need to improve Hard to believe I never had a dream Never had a spleen Never had a dream Icecream is my favorite steal