Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks - Spazz lyrics

Would you like to pet my rifle Summer camp is such a drag I rip into my lemon trifle I'm too old to play capture the flag Someone's giving french kiss lessons How else will we learn to love Have you ever been to Venice Have you ever mauled your prey Well I am so damn good at tennis Will the cat come back the very next day I feel like a total goner How long till we fall in love Would you like to skim my bible Suffered like a Christmas goose How could I avoid your libel Get out of the way cos nuns on the loose All roads seem to lead to China How long till we learn to love