Stephen Lynch - A History Lesson lyrics

after talking in the beginning) (This is singing only) Ben Franklin went out one night, tied a key to the end of a kite, electricity struck so bright, write it down mother f**as. Isaac Newton sat under a tree, an apple hit him in the head so he, said holy sh** thats gravity, write it down mother f**as. Pilgrims raced against the clock, lookin for a place to dock, they said f** it heres Plymouth rock, write it down mother f**as. A dude named Orville Wright, told his brother said lets invent flight, Wilbur said aight, right it down mother f**as. Abe Lincoln led the nation, freed slaves from the plantation, thats the mother f**in proclamation, write it down (meninemops). Ghandi is what you said, an Indian with a bald head, and he was a bit under fed, write it down mother f**as