Stephen Flaherty - The One Feather Tail of Miss Gertrude McFuzz lyrics

[Gertrude] Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo... There once was a girl bird named Gertrude McFuzz And she had the smallest plain tail ever was One droopy-droop feather, that's all that she had And oh, that one feather made Gertrude so sad She curled it, she dyed it, she gave it a puff She decked it with flowers But it wasn't enough For no matter what It just was what it was A tail that simply wasn't meant To catch the eye of an elephant The one feather tail of Miss Gertrude McFuzz