Steel Prophet - 666 Is Everywhere (The Heavy Metal Blues) lyrics

My whammy bar broke Last night I put in the springs Too tight I didn't know how to sing Actual music tones But I growled my way to metalness Intensity It's my thing My double ba** pedal Snapped so I got No swing My wristband My denim vest in threadbare My broken pinky means My metal horns Look like I just don't care 666 not 665 or 667 Is everywhere in my metal ballad blues 666-666-666-666 Ma says My long hair uniform Is a cartoon caricature Like Uncle Dan's boots And hat Makes that Country dude tat Baggy pants and backward cap Make a man a legend of rap My phrygian miner progression Slayered me With white powdery anthrax And the ballad of lieutenant Marshall stack Keeled over In the garage 666 not 665 or 667 Is everywhere in my metal ballad blues 666-666-666-666 My phrygian miner progression Slayered me With white powdery anthrax And the ballad of lieutenant Marshall stack Keeled over In the garage Asphyxiated Apparently by the smoke Of the2 joint The drum solo Or the 2 joints After the drum solo Or the 2 joints before The two-hand-tap solo Erupting from my speakers As I bang my head Standing in my leather Studded sneakers