Steel Panther - Anything Goes lyrics

Tie a couple la**os around those tits Pour syrup on her a** like she's chicken and grits Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx Bring a german shepherd on into the mix Yeah! Anything goes! Anything goes! Paint your f**ing co*k like a barber pole Send a GoPro up your own bu*thole Dress your b**h up like a butch marine Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean Yeah! Anything goes! I say anything goes! Break out the whips Candle wax Chains and weed whackers Baby don't hold back! Anything goes! Anything goes! f** you from behind f** you from below f** you from up above But anything goes with other b**hes too So baby don't fall in love Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls Steal a Saturn 5 and f** an astronaut Zero G an*l and weightless cumshots Anything goes! f**ing anything goes! Break out the tanks Hand grenades Minus Charlie Sheen Cuz I don't want AIDS Anything goes! Baby anything goes! Honey anything goes! f**, f**, f**, f**, f**ing monkey f**ers, say anything goes!