Steel Panther - Critter lyrics

If you love your lady then here's some good advice If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her a** Hit her in the sh**ter Treat her like a critter f** that lady right Hit her in the sh**ter Treat her like a critter She won't put up a fight If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean She'd really want to f** you 'cause strippers have low self esteem Then you can Hit her in the sh**ter Treat her like a critter f** that dancer girl Hit her in the sh**ter Treat her like a critter Just like Ron Jeremy would Hit her in the sh**ter Treat her like a critter Use your spit for lube Hit her in the sh**ter Treat her like a critter Screw her poopie too Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song) Don't be afraid to get some peanuts on your dong Hit her in the sh**ter Gotta treat her like a critter Treat her like a critter f** f** yeah Treat her like a critter Woah, she really likes it Treat her like a critter Yeah, my littles s*ut girl Treat her like a critter Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah She likes it in the a** Ooh yeah yeah yeah