Steel Panther - Ten Strikes You're Out lyrics

Flip them burgers man Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again You'll never wink again Strike two, you touched my damn iPhone My other b**hes call and check so leave it alone Just leave it alone Eight more and you'd better not doubt You'll be out on the streets so don't make me shout Everybody knows it's ten strikes you're out, you're out Ten strikes you're out, you're out Strike three, you gave my dog VD How'd you f**ing go give a dog VD? That's just beyond me Strike four, I don't remember four But whatever it was well you'd better not do it no more Strike five, well you're racking up strikes Faster than your momma getting Facebook likes, Everybody knows it's ten strikes you're out, you're out Ten strikes you're out, you're out Six and Seven came as a pair Piss and sh** stains all over your underwear Well baby you're out, you're out, you're out, hahaha Strike eight, you made me double date With a dick head and a b**h who's overweight That made me irate Strike nine, I understand you had gas But you farted and another dude's s**m dribbled out of your a** That's f**ing gross Strike ten, well you drank my last beer So baby pack your sh** and get out of here Everybody knows it's ten f**ing strikes, you're f**ing out You're out, you're out, you're out Ten strikes you're out, yeah You're out