Steel Panther - B.V.S. lyrics

Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two I won't rest till I do my best To rid the whole world of B.V.S. Gonna do my best To rid the whole world of motherf**ing B.V.S. B.V.S. is a bit like shooting hoops with a tennis ball It's easy to get it in there, but it doesn't satisfy at all Well I do my best to make 'em cum, but my co*k won't do the trick and I got a full five inches In other words, a ma**ive dick, yeah I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S. I'm gonna pa** that test Gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous B.V.S. B.B.S. is different That's when your tits get super fat But most guys that I talk to say they got no problem with that, no Sood man, Big Vagina Syndrome is not just a silly joke It's a pandemic of ma**ive proportions affecting every girl I poke If a man like me can't make you cum with my ma**ive piece of meat, chances are you got B.V.S. girl And that's the thing that we gotta beat Gotta beat that f**in meat I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S. Whoa, ya got some kick a** breasts, but the problem is that goddamn B.V.S. B.V.S.